I shaved my legs yesterday and said to the wife that she’ll probably have to start doing it for me from now on.
This is because I ended up sitting on the floor in the shower & had to do the back of my legs by feel. With dark hair I was worried I’d leave a line of dark hairs up the back of my calf like those old school seamed stockings – a new fashion? (When I posted this on Facebook a friend suggested a calf-hawk would be fierce!)
Bending around whilst leaning over squashes the poor belly something awful.
But it was when I was on my soaped up hands and knees trying to work out how to get upright again without falling face first through the glass shower door that it really hit home that I might have to stop this silliness very soon!